He doesn't like "Sex in the City." I also hate "Sex in the City," but saying that is the kind of thing that makes people squeal, "How could you NOT like that show? I LOVE that show!"
So, I have compiled a list of things I do not like, that are popular among other people:
"The English Patient"
"Desperate Housewives"
"Grey's Anatomy"
"American Pie" movies
Movies about the Vietnam War
Jimmy Buffet
"Sir" Paul McCartney
"Sir" Elton John (honestly, does that sword the queen uses magnetically absorb any ounce of talent a person may have had, rendering them useless and irritating?)
Eric Clapton (you heard me!)
Anyone from "American Idol"
lamb
beer
coconut milk
tarragon
rosemary
sweet potatoes (although I eat them because they're good for me.)
Dane Cook
Comics that go on and on about sex when they probably have 2 inch penises and have seen women naked 5 times at most, and one of those was in health class
generic blonde "hotties"
expensive purses
overly expensive shoes
Abercrombie & Fitch
the Gap
Banana Republic
sappy love songs
EXXXtreme Sports!
EXXXtreme Anything!
There's more, I'm sure. But it's Saturday morning and I'm trying to get this done before the girls wake up and I make some pancakes. You know what else I hate? People who call pancakes "flapjacks.""Desperate Housewives"
"Grey's Anatomy"
"American Pie" movies
Movies about the Vietnam War
Jimmy Buffet
"Sir" Paul McCartney
"Sir" Elton John (honestly, does that sword the queen uses magnetically absorb any ounce of talent a person may have had, rendering them useless and irritating?)
Eric Clapton (you heard me!)
Anyone from "American Idol"
lamb
beer
coconut milk
tarragon
rosemary
sweet potatoes (although I eat them because they're good for me.)
Dane Cook
Comics that go on and on about sex when they probably have 2 inch penises and have seen women naked 5 times at most, and one of those was in health class
generic blonde "hotties"
expensive purses
overly expensive shoes
Abercrombie & Fitch
the Gap
Banana Republic
sappy love songs
EXXXtreme Sports!
EXXXtreme Anything!
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