Worst Haiku Ever
With apologies to anyone of Japanese ancestry, I now present a collection of horribly bad haiku. Why? Because it's all I've got today.

Two SpongeBob waffles
One eaten, one turns soggy
Why is breakfast hard?

Laundry makes me cry
A thousand pink socks are lost
Daughters have small feet

Oooh. Pretty

I want chili dogs
Yet I cook chicken instead
Nutritious food sucks

Drinking chocolate milk
Keeps oldest daughter quiet
So I give her lots

I sincerely hope you continue to read my blog despite today's entry. Thank you.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

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