Here is the latest thing all the cool kids are doing. We answer five interview questions from someone (in my case, Amazing Anonymous). Then, if you want, I will come up with five questions for you.

Here are the instructions:

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying "Interview me." "Blow me" or "Eat me" are not acceptable substitutes.

2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different. I'll post the questions in the comments section of this post.

3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

My questions:
1. If the aliens arrive and ask to be taken to our leader, where will you lead them?
a. An ATM.

2. Why do fools fall in love?
a. They need something to do during commercials.

3. You wake up tomorrow as a man. What is the first thing you'll do?
a. Make my husband scream

4. Given that we can't find something like 90% of the mass in the universe, when we find it, what do you hope it is?
a. Whipped cream

5. What is the absolute worst meal you've ever had?
a. Hospital vegetarian meatloaf