I am going to the Bible-banging alcohol-free wedding reception (of course, that's blasphemous to me; do they care?) next Saturday.This means I need suggestions for which liquor to smuggle in my purse. I'm leaning toward gin or vodka, but I haven't decided. Rum would be good, too. What do you guys think?
Also, why would Jesus have supplied the booze to a wedding reception if it was bad? I don't get it.
By the way, I have a big purse.
