Right now, as I write this, the UberGirls are with a huge group of neighborhood kids jumping in a massive pile of communal leaves and having a great time.They will come inside for dinner smelling of the great outdoors, with rosy cheeks, hungry tummies and exhilirated spirits.
Nobody is richer than I am right now.
Suck it, Cheney! No matter how much money you steal, you'll still be an unhappy rat bastard who doesn't know the joy of a leaf pile!
Now I feel sorry for Dick Cheney.
