12.01.2005
Bad Music Thursday, Christmas Edition: From Bad to Worse
When Santa heard the news that Hillary Duff had produced a cover of Sir Paul McCartney's already dismal "Wonderful Christmas Time," he went on a bender that obviously did not end well.Has Christmas not suffered enough?

What, you've never heard of "Wonderful Christmas Time?" Well, pull up an ice block and lend an ear! (That's from Rankin Bass's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," a topic we will later cover at lenth.)

Click here to listen.

Now, Hillary put her own stamp on this abomination, but I don't have the mp3 available for you. I do, however, have a written accounting of the horror, which goes like this:

[Girl:]
simply having a wonderful christmas time

[Choir:]
a wonderful christmas time
(wonderful christmas time)
a wonderful christmas time
(wonderful christmas time)

[Hilary:]
Mood is right
Spirits up
we're here tonight
and thats enough

Simply having a wonderful christmas time
Simply having a wonderful christmas time

The party's on
The feeling here
It's all because
It's time of year

Simply having a wonderful christmas time
Simply having a wonderful christmas time

[Choir:]
a wonderful christmas time
(a wonderful christmas time)
a wonderful christmas time
(a wonderful christmas time)

[Hilary:]
The choir of children sing their song

[Choir:]
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Ding dong
ding dong

[Hilary:]
They practice all night long

[Choir:]
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Ding dong
ding dong

[Hilary:]
the word is out
about the town
to lick your glass
I dont doubt

Simply having a wonderful christmas time
simply having a wonderful christmas time

Mood is right
Spirits up
we're here tonight
and thats enough

Simply having a wonderful christmas time
simply having a wonderful christmas time
Simply having a wonderful christmas time
simply having a wonderful christmas time

[Choir:]
simply having a wonderful christmas time

[Hilary:]
Simply having a wondeful christmas time

[Choir:]
Simply having a wonderful christmas time
[laughing]
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