My cat's going nutty. She has to go to the Vet on March 8 to get her lady business taken care of. In the meantime, she's meowing all night at the window, wanting to go outside and get her groove on.

So she got locked downstairs the night before last. When her pitifully sad crying made me open the door at about 5:45 a.m., she jumped up onto our bed, purred, received cuddles and pettings, then went to the foot of the bed and peed on Dilf's leg.

Stop laughing.

We changed all the bedding, Dilf's pajama pants and hosed off Dilf. My down comforter, duvet cover, and sheets were all freshly laundered and put back on the bed.

Last night passed without incident. When the meowing started, I opened the door to the UberGirls' bedroom, and she pranced happily in and snuggled next to UberElder, and slept peacefully through the night.

In the morning, UberGirls joyfully jumped into bed with me, with Miss Muffin close behind. She purred and played for a few minutes, then went to the foot of the bed and... peed in exactly the same spot as yesterday.

I think I need to replace my bedding. Cat owners, what do you say?