2.24.2008
Poetry on the Road
Just like Jack Kerouac, only really, really bad!

Encephalitic Tweety Bird
I hate you
With your contrived speech impediment
And your whiny, baby voice
I wish that cat would eat you
Protein is good for kitties
That's about all you're good for
You annoying piece of shit




My ears are stuffed
It is not good
Air travel is not kind
Oh, agony
Thy name is pressure
Cabin pressure




Dilf takes a shower
He says he feels sticky
Not good sticky
Sitting in meetings all day sticky
Poor Dilf





I watched a movie today
On the television
Many have seen this movie
But I had not
Until today
The last sentence spoken was
"A polar bear fell on me!"
And then the credits rolled.
Then, someone talked about polar bears at lunch
Life is strange sometimes.
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