Anatomy Lesson: It's not What It's Cracked up to Be

ÜberElder to Dilf: "Daddy, what do they call the thing that YOU go potty out of?"

Dilf: "A penis."

ÜberElder, slightly confused: "Oh."


ÜberElder, in a "Eureka!"-type voice: "Oh! I know why! Because it looks like a peanut, right?"

(Mommy hides her face in towel so daughters don't see her laughing.)
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