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Poor, poor Tattoo. All those years on Fantasy Island, and he never got his fantasy fulfilled.
Nobody even cared enough to ask.
Well, I care enough, dammit. Only he's not around to ask anymore. Lucky for us, he left behind a recording to let us know. He didn't wish for wealth and power
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He didn't wish for enlargement
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No, his only wish was for an end to fighting.
(file courtesy of the divine April Winchell, who is the best thing to happen to my blogging life, ever.)
Hey, wait a minute! He didn't practice what he preached!
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Poor Fonzie.