I Could Bitch, Whine, Moan and Complain...
I'm tired of hearing about how I need to "love myself" and "take care of myself first" and all those other stupid Deepak Chopra bullshit platitudes. I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about.

Maybe I'm bitter and negative, but I'm the one doing the work while you self-actualizing types are off getting a facial and buying yourself $800 shoes, so fuck you -- I don't care what you think anyways.

However, my stark realism and dogged resignation to do what needs to be done no matter HOW boring, repetitive, degrading and bothersome can lead to depression.

I know. Hard to believe with that kind of attitude, but I can feel overwhelmed and depressed at times.

That's why I've decided to adopt Boots Randolph as the official artist for my life's theme music.

Suddenly, I have the will to unload the dishwasher. Thanks, Boots Randolph!
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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