I am so jealous of that Wichita-dwelling, Jayhawk-loving, pie-eating bastard that I am NOT going to tell him about the
National pie-making contest in Celebration, Florida. I will also neglect to tell him about
this nice lady who has a
pie of the month club. I'll just let him nap in peace. Asshole.

Instead, I am going to make myself a nice frosty root beer float and relax until I feel better. Maybe a brain freeze will help numb the pain.