We sang a number of those songs. One, to the tune "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" went like this:
Gently down the stream
Throw the teacher overboard
And listen to her scream
I also remember a teacher-abuse song sung by one Nelson Muntz on the Simpsons. To the tune "Joy to the World":We barbequed her head
What happened to her body
We flushed it down the potty
And 'round and 'round it goes, and 'round and 'round it goes..."
Now, I could only partially remember the words to the one I thought of today, and that's where my birthday present comes into play. For my birthday, I would like someone to help me remember the words to this song, sung to "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" (Glory, Glory Hallelujia):
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit her in the butt
With a rotten coconut...
????????????????????????
Does anyone know the rest of the song? Any help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance!
