What I Want for My Birthday
As I was walking to school with the Ubergirls today, I was thinking about a song we used to sing in elementary school. It was a song bitterly cruel to teachers.

We sang a number of those songs. One, to the tune "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" went like this:
Row Row Row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw the teacher overboard
And listen to her scream

I also remember a teacher-abuse song sung by one Nelson Muntz on the Simpsons. To the tune "Joy to the World":
Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We barbequed her head
What happened to her body
We flushed it down the potty
And 'round and 'round it goes, and 'round and 'round it goes..."

Now, I could only partially remember the words to the one I thought of today, and that's where my birthday present comes into play. For my birthday, I would like someone to help me remember the words to this song, sung to "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" (Glory, Glory Hallelujia):
Glory, glory hallelujia
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Hit her in the butt
With a rotten coconut...

Does anyone know the rest of the song? Any help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance!
Name: Übermilf
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