Despite my dislike of memes, I do like the people who meme me. Thus, without further ado, I present the "Life in 7's" meme, courtesy of Miss Knit:

7 Things I Plan to do Before I Die:
1) Witness my daughters living as capable adults.
2) See Italy, Spain, more of France, more of Ireland… Hell, just see the world!
3) Actually finish a James Joyce novel
4) Learn ballroom dancing
5) Make a souffle
6) Hold my grandchildren
7) Get back up on stage one last time, preferably in a comedy

7 Things I Can Do
1) Understand fictional characters and bring them to life
2) Make my family laugh
3) Write off-the-cuff
4) Cook the best comfort food in the world. The WORLD, I tell you.
5) Sing the French national anthem, in French
6) Comfort screaming children
7) Stand up to the powerful

7 Things I Cannot Do
1) Let go of perfectionism
2) Ignore other people’s hurt feelings
3) Be serious for too long
4) Stop feeling overwhelmed
5) Take care of bills/paperwork efficiently
6) Parallel park
7) Give up

7 Things That Attract me to the Opposite (or same) Sex:
1) Warmth and sensitivity
2) Humor
3) Bravery
4) Flexibility (not physical, but that helps)
5) Playful/willing spirit
6) Adheres to a code of ethics
7) Passionate


7 things that I say most often:
1) Be careful!
2) Why is your sister crying?
3) What do you want for dinner?
4) Don’t put that in your mouth
5) I love you.
6) Stop making me laugh!
7) Get back in your bed!

7 celebrity crushes: I don’t currently have any, but I will list ones I’ve had in the past
1) Harrison Ford
2) Sting
3) Ewan MacGregor
4) Duran Duran
5) The guy from Mystery Science Theater 3000 (I won’t say whom because it’s embarrassing)
6) Shaun Cassidy/Parker Stevenson
7) Phil Mickelson

7 people I want to do this:
1)Dilfie
2)Melanie
3)LoLo
4)Miss Lis
5)Miss Julie
6)LilRed
7)The Hamstress