Ever-vigilant newshound B.A. reports that both
Jesus and Satan have reappeared on Earth.
NAKED!
Jesus prounounced this message for the world: "I am ... crazy, and I need a menthol cigarette."
Satan was found "walking with his boxer shorts around his ankles and screaming wildly, according to the report."
Now, while Satan's actions are consistent with his past, "Jesus" seems to be a bit contradictory. Hitting people with a tin trumpet? I don't think it's really him.
