Chronic busybody and charmless matron Mary Worth tagged me for a meme.

I suppose she won't stop nagging until I do it, so here goes:

3 names I go by:
Ubermilf
Ubes/Ubie
Susie

screen names I have
Ubermilf
Her Milfesty
Ubermilf1

3 physical things I like about myself:
Eyes/eyelashes
Lips
Hourglass-ish shape

physical things I don't like about myself:
I can't run very fast
I get bad PMS
I could lose a few pounds

3 parts of my heritage:
Irish
Polish
French

3 things that scare me:
Greedy, soulless politicians
Pedophiles
Tainted food

3 of my everyday essentials:
Coffee
Zoloft/Bupisarone
Deodorant

3 of my favorite musicians:
Billie Holiday
Social Distortion
They Might Be Giants

3 of my favorite songs:
Big Time Sensuality
Love Rollercoaster
Fanny Shake Polka

3 things I want in a relationship:
Laughter
Integrity
Sense of Adventure

3 lies I tell:
"You'll get sick if you eat that."
"I don't mind."
"If I see it at the store, I'll buy it for you."

3 physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to me:
broad shoulders
bravery
strategic command

of my hobbies:
crossword puzzles
writing
baking cupcakes


3 things I want to do really badly right now with a special person:
Clean out the garage
Put up the Christmas tree
Go see new Harry Potter movie

3 careers I've considered:
Psychologist
Journalist
Teacher

3 places I'd like to go on vacation:
France
Ireland
Italy

3 kids names I like:
Maura
Meghan
Sophie

3 things I'd like to do before I die:
Bring the Downers Grove Park District Board to justice
See my daughters graduate college
See my grandchildren

3 ways I'm stereotypically a guy:
I like watching sports.
I hate shopping.
I tell a person when I'm pissed, why I'm pissed, and what he/she can do about it.

3 ways I'm stereotypically a girl:
I look like one.
I can't parallel park.
I put the "homemaker" is "Susie Homemaker."