Melanie's Little White Trash Secret
Melanie has a BEAUTIFUL new house in the suburbs between Cleveland and Akron. Didn't think that was possible, did you? But it is. And she's got a lovely view of a forest preserve and pond right outside her window.

While the rest of her house might look like it came out of the pages of Better Homes and Gardens, she has this in her first floor powder room:

It's a teddy bear dressed as Elvis, on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, looking at a take-out menu while ordering up food on the phone.

It sits on top of the toilet tank; where else?

Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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