I am a winner. A champion. Victory is mine.
Read all about it:
Witness my prize, in all its magnificence:
Now, my babies, don't you worry. Übie won't forget the "little people" now that she's hit the big time. I will still take the time to glance disdainfully at you as I drive past in my limousine.
Do you think I have to report this on my taxes? I hope it doesn't push us into another bracket. Oh, what am I talking about? George Bush is president! I'm one of the elite now.
Let them eat cupcakes.
