Freak Friday's Freak of the Week: Don't Lick on the Subway, Darlin'

When it comes to fetishes, foot fetishists are pretty mild. It's pretty common and usually harmless. With some sort of hygiene standards, that is.

Meet Joseph Weir, a 23-year-old man who, in a written confession to the New York Police Department, admitted to trying to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women.

On the New York City Subway system.

"Weir said his motivation was to get to know the women, but he recalled that often they would move away when he tried to 'taste and touch them'."

I have news for you, Mr. Weir. If you licked those women's feet, you'd be tasting not only them, but also dog crap from the bottom of someone's shoe, some frat boy's stale vomit, and the urine of countless homeless men.

Please, all of you foot fetishists out there, enjoy your feet responsibly.

In other news...

My local news just did an in-depth investigation into the nutritional value of fruit snacks, while glossing over today's tax cut and illegal wiretapping news. More tomorrow; I can't upset myself before bedtime.
Name: Übermilf
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