Apparently, Towel Boy doesn't know when I'm kidding. He's getting married this weekend. Of course I was joking! The nail gun is just a gag! Really. Trust me. He he.
This means a tux for Dilf, two more adorable flower girl dresses for ÜberGirls and a swanky new outfit for me (my shoes have cha-cha heels! How fun is that?) I also get to read from the Bible during the ceremony in front of a teeming throng of wedding guests. I promise to behave.
I will return with pictures. Since we have a room in the hotel attached to the reception hall and Girlies are staying with relatives that night, they may be drunken and debauched. Especially if they are of Dilf.
