Funny, or disturbing? You make the call.

The other day, my mother remarked, "If your dad dies, I'll have to buy an electric can opener!"

I turned to my dad and said, "If she walks through the door with a can opener under her arm, you better be careful what she puts in your food."

He replied, "I am anyways."

Happy 69th birthday, Mom.
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