Ah, the new year. Time to wipe the slate clean, take stock of what's working in your life, and eliminate what's holding you back.
Like many, I have New Year's resolutions for 2007:
- Unclog my festering, diseased ears.
- Take better care of my nails. Don't cut my toenails too short.
- Get Nick a girlfriend. A real one this time.
- Stop Pipewrench before he kills again.
- Be kinder, more understanding.
- Get SYSM gig in Kiss tribute band
- Find last non-mobbed-up man in Jersey for Brooke
- Throw out Dilf's crocs
- Three words: Stronger, Better, Faster!
