Not this song. I love this song. The stuff on the list. I'm rebelling.
Some of these things I have/ still like(d). I'm just mad at them. Do you really want an explanation? I thought not.
granite countertops
Brazillian (or any other exotic) hardwood floors
soaker tubs, especially jetted
travertine tile
weight loss programs
spas
nail polish
waxed eyebrows
plastic surgery
professional landscaping
cashmere
Williams Sonoma, Crate and Barrel, Pottery Barn
designer clothing, especially jeans
expensive coffee
bicyclists in spandex
jogging
paint your own pottery
Blue Shield of California
matching socks
healthy food
leaving the house
skinny people
"aestiticians"
Bras
Tight waistbands
There's probably more. I don't feel like writing.
