Now, we have come to expect crazy artistic shit that designers don't expect anyone to actually wear on the street, like this:

That's fine; they want to create some fantasmic walking art, I understand.
It's this stuff I don't get:



Why, fashion world? Why? Tent dresses? Creepy little girl jumpers? Whatever the hell that other thing is? I can't wear that crap to the grocery store. Can people wear that to work? Out to dinner? Maybe to the movies. Nobody sees you in the dark.