It's not my fault I get irritated; I don't seek it out. Annoyances search me out. Today, I found one in my E-mail inbox. What has my cupcake wrappers in a twist today? This. Apparently spending tens of thousands of dollars on higher education isn't enough, you need the proper accessories. Am I just a crabby old lady, or is this appalling?
The answer can be both, you know. I'm not afraid of the truth.
If this keeps up, this will be our new national anthem. It is more danceable than the current one.
