Time to Re-Invent the Übermilf
Miss Dizzy Von Damn has given me the wake up call I've been needing. I've been mistakenly trying to be this:

When I should've been aiming for this:

Yessss... this town, this neighborhood, this school needs a shake-up. And I'm just the woman to give it to 'em. How long does it take to grow a beehive? Maybe I'll just get a wig. In different colors! And hot pants in different animal prints: leopard, python, zebra, tiger... And rhinestoned cats-eye glasses! I'm already mouthy, but I need to practice being loud and mouthy, instead of quietly mouthy to those around me. I'm gonna start aiming for belly laughs instead of snickers.

Also, I've decided I hate nannies. Not necessarily in theory, but in practice. Maybe that's a story for another day.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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