When I should've been aiming for this:
Yessss... this town, this neighborhood, this school needs a shake-up. And I'm just the woman to give it to 'em. How long does it take to grow a beehive? Maybe I'll just get a wig. In different colors! And hot pants in different animal prints: leopard, python, zebra, tiger... And rhinestoned cats-eye glasses! I'm already mouthy, but I need to practice being loud and mouthy, instead of quietly mouthy to those around me. I'm gonna start aiming for belly laughs instead of snickers.
Also, I've decided I hate nannies. Not necessarily in theory, but in practice. Maybe that's a story for another day.
