Last week fictional movie characters Randal Graves and Dean Wormer presented me with Superior Scribbler Awards, and I promptly thanked them for the honor by ceasing to write anything at all -- superior or inferior.
I apologize profusely.
In return, I nominate Todd, Miss Pants, B.A., a random person I found by pushing the "Next Blog" button, and Nick, even though he doesn't deserve it.
I will return to write something probably even less interesting than this, if that's at all possible, after I write the school newsletter and take care of some other pressing business that's none of your damn business.
