
Curse you, Caitlin! Whoever you are, you infected my whole family. Myself included. I am the only person to have vomited at 4:14 a.m. Wednesday morning without alcohol being involved. Totally unfair. Yes, I looked at the clock.
Then, like dominoes we fell. Dilf. Elder. Younger.
In other news, I really don't care about Oprah's puppy. But I am sorry that Natasha Richardson died from a skiing accident.
That is all.