Somebody Send a Nurse and a Housekeeper, Please.

Curse you, Caitlin! Whoever you are, you infected my whole family. Myself included. I am the only person to have vomited at 4:14 a.m. Wednesday morning without alcohol being involved. Totally unfair. Yes, I looked at the clock.

Then, like dominoes we fell. Dilf. Elder. Younger.

In other news, I really don't care about Oprah's puppy. But I am sorry that Natasha Richardson died from a skiing accident.

That is all.
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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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