- I was living a parallel life wherein I was an accomplished author and Mike Judge was hot for me and wanted to meet me. I was single and I think I was younger, too. I have no idea what Mike Judge looks like, but I was a much hotter version of myself in this dream and also a good writer, so I can see why imaginary Mike Judge wanted imaginary me.
- Dilf went to the grocery store and bought nothing but red Delicious apples. The refrigerator was bursting with apples every time you opened the door. He was also referring to himself as "Chris."
- My mother-in-law got collagen lip injections. They were not lovely.
Also, I always dream in color. I think I read that means I'm schizophrenic. Do you think I'm schizophrenic?
