Me, Lately

To try to warm up my brain function, I will compose some haiku.

Ahem. *cracking knuckles. Deep sighing.*

peanut butter puffs
how I missed your sweet-salt crunch
kid cereal rules

Oh, please, Moxie dog
I am tired of walking you
quit bothering me

I have lots of work
piling up in squalid heaps
I choose to ignore

Dear corporate scumbags
I don't want to pay you squat
You can fuck yourselves

I am sick of school
and them emailing me things
tell my kids, not me!
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

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