Stupid Is as Stupid Does
I have made fun of many public figures: Carrot Top, The Bush Administration, David Soul, and The Casual Friday guy, to name but a few.

I am qualifed to do so because I myself am stupid and have bad taste. I will enumerate here the many ways I am stupid or the stupid things I like.

I like the GoGo's.

I listened to Depeche Mode in High School, at which time I also had a Duran Duran poster on my bedroom wall

I like Fritos (dipping size) and Dean's unauthentic "guacamole"

I don't like egg nog

I have permed my hair at several junctures in my life

I put my garlic through a garlic press

I don't like beer

I sing along (nay, belt out along) with Cher to "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"

I dated a guy I met when he prank called my house. I was 16 and he was 21.

I like the movie "Clueless"

I can't work Venetian blinds

I can't parallel park

I suck at sewing

I married a closet homosexual (Not Dilf; the first time)

I like the song "Rock Me Amadeus"

If I think of more later, I'll let you know. Please, people, when I express my opinion it's all in good fun. I hope no one gets hurt. And even the people/songs/politicians I may skewer (okay, not the politicians. They hurt people) I have an affection for. Like an annoying relative.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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