I have made fun of many public figures: Carrot Top, The Bush Administration, David Soul, and The Casual Friday guy, to name but a few.I am qualifed to do so because I myself am stupid and have bad taste. I will enumerate here the many ways I am stupid or the stupid things I like.
I like the GoGo's.
I listened to Depeche Mode in High School, at which time I also had a Duran Duran poster on my bedroom wall
I like Fritos (dipping size) and Dean's unauthentic "guacamole"
I don't like egg nog
I have permed my hair at several junctures in my life
I put my garlic through a garlic press
I don't like beer
I sing along (nay, belt out along) with Cher to "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
I dated a guy I met when he prank called my house. I was 16 and he was 21.
I like the movie "Clueless"
I can't work Venetian blinds
I can't parallel park
I suck at sewing
I married a closet homosexual (Not Dilf; the first time)
I like the song "Rock Me Amadeus"
If I think of more later, I'll let you know. Please, people, when I express my opinion it's all in good fun. I hope no one gets hurt. And even the people/songs/politicians I may skewer (okay, not the politicians. They hurt people) I have an affection for. Like an annoying relative.
