I bought this today...
because I thought it was a hoot:

Actually, it was the cabernet sauvignon. But you get the idea. I intend on drinking the whole thing tonight. I am on glass one right now. I won't bore you with details, but I had a shitty day. Literally, at one point.

Dilf left the house at 7 a.m. to help transport a server from Buttfuck Illinois to Chicago. He is in Chicago as we speak; his estimated return time is uncertain. He was just at the Microcenter in Chicago buying supplies.

I was feeling sorry for myself until I heard that part. What poor schmuck has to work in a downtown Chicago Microcenter on a Saturday night?

I informed Dilf via telephone that I will be either drunk or passed out when he comes home, and that I intend on having a hangover tomorrow.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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