
I am unsure what this membership entails, exactly. I do know a few of the members Reverend Jack, Mr. Importantness, and my loyal henchman, Dr. Sardonic. I've also met the butler, Fat Drunken Cupid (yes, ladies -- he's available!)
I've been urged to bring cupcakes, and something about a "spanking machine" initiation has been bandied about. I'm sure Dilf will gladly substitute himself for me when the spankings commence.
An official event has already been scheduled. I'm sure all the glitterati will attend:



I can hardly wait for spring! I must find something suitable to wear...