I'm ready to take to the streets and become a subversive.

Announcing this intention in a public forum probably isn't the best idea, but then again maybe that's just how subversive I've become. I don't care.

I'm just wondering what I should do. Traditional protests don't work anymore. I mean, you can get people to show up, and the media to cover them, but it doesn't affect public policy. Everyone likes to tell you that your congressmen and senators pay attention when you write letters, but I don't think they do.

These stupid fat asses in charge of things need to hurt. They like money, so maybe depriving them of cash and ruining all their stuff is in order. I'm not sure what to do about the cash, but maybe we could flood all of their properties with raw sewage. Befoul their automobiles. Make them eat off of paper plates.

They also like to be comfortable; maybe the people who do their laundry and dry cleaning can make their clothes really itchy all the time. Their servants can replace all of their shoes with identical pairs a half size smaller. Then, the next day, a half size bigger.

For all their wealth and power, these people really don't know how to do anything for themselves. Their pampering has made them weak and vulnerable. It should be fairly easy to come up with a plan to make them miserable.

I'm going to keep thinking about this. When I come up with a plan, I'll let you know.