I know I may be hurting a number of people I care about with this announcement. Please try to understand. The heart wants what the heart wants, and mine wants Slappy.Slappy, will you be my Valentine? I put together a special song for you:
I used to fall
In love with all
Those boys who call
On young cuties
But now I find
I'm all inclined
To keep my mind
On my duties
Since I've begun to share
In such a sweet love affair
Though I'm in love, I'm not above
A date with a duke or a caddie
It's just a pose, 'cause my baby knows
That my heart belongs to Slappy
When some good scout, invites me out
To dine om some fine fin and haddie
My baby's sure, his love is secure
Cause my heart belongs to Slappy
Yes my heart belongs to Slappy
So I simply couldn't be bad
Yes I'm gonna marry Slappy
Sla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-appy
If you feel romantic laddy
Let me warn you right from the start
That my heart belongs to Slappy
And my Slappy belongs to my heart
