Oh, Dilfie, Dilfie, Dilfie
As I was composing my Flash Fiction Friday this week, I was torn between using the “My hand! Oh, God my hand…" opening phrase in a poker-themed story, or a story about a man whose autographed giant foam-rubber finger was stolen.

I turned to my husband for advice. My dirty, disgraceful Dilf. He replied, “I think it should be about ‘Seven Minutes in Heaven’ with Bea Arthur.”

My husband is a foul beast. Now, I have lost my will to write. Perhaps forever.
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