• I can still play badminton even after drinking 3 gin and ginger ales.
• Red roses and black icing on a graduation cake look really gross when thrown up by
a five year old at four in the morning
• My non-smoking 18 year old nephew can outrun my 35 year old Dilf (light up, there,
smokey). This also means nephew can, and does, insult Dilf at will.
• Three alcoholic drinks an evening will not produce a hangover the next morning.
• My garlic dill potato salad is a crowd pleaser!
• Gin makes it easier to stomach my brother.
