I forgot to medicate.

Harry Potter fans: remember the potion Professor Lupin took to avoid becoming a werewolf? Well, my doctor ordered me to medicate during PMS for largely the same reason.

But I forgot this month.

I should've realized it was coming yesterday, when I decided I needed Fritos crumbled atop my chili; and when ÜberElder asked for the new Hershey's Kisses cookies while shopping, I ripped into the box right there in the store instead of saying "no" and giving my usual anti-advertising speech.

So, because I ignored these warning signs, I am now on edge. No sudden movements or loud noises, please. There's no telling what I might do if a rampage is triggered.

This is a public service announcement.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

So you want more huh?
Click here!

Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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