Harry Potter fans: remember the potion Professor Lupin took to avoid becoming a werewolf? Well, my doctor ordered me to medicate during PMS for largely the same reason.
But I forgot this month.
I should've realized it was coming yesterday, when I decided I needed Fritos crumbled atop my chili; and when ÜberElder asked for the new Hershey's Kisses cookies while shopping, I ripped into the box right there in the store instead of saying "no" and giving my usual anti-advertising speech.
So, because I ignored these warning signs, I am now on edge. No sudden movements or loud noises, please. There's no telling what I might do if a rampage is triggered.
This is a public service announcement.
