My Male Stripper Birthday Cake

Well, I haven't gotten it yet. Actually, I doubt I will. But a girl can dream, can't she?

Things I would like on my birthday:

Michigan Football to lose. Evil ex-husband is a Michigan fan, so I indulge my petty disgust of him once a year.

To get my hair cut; but to have it cut by the world's greatest stylist, who, through my newly-acquired ability to foresee the future, I absolutely 100 percent KNOW will cut my hair EXACTLY the way I want it.

Todd and Nick to find love. Not together, unless they're into that sort of thing.

Have a "mom" take care of my household for me. And, while she's at it, me.

The Clean Sweep team to re-organize my house from top to bottom. Then, a new kitchen and two new bathrooms added to my home. And the downstairs remodeled. I'd like a bar and a poker table for Dilf.

Anything else? Oh, landscaping.

And live music playing in my backyard, and an impromptu party. With good food. And gin and tonics.

I think I'm done.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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