There is a photo of an older, yet still active, couple. They are smiling, touching foreheads, obviously in love. This isn't the picture, but it's similar so you get the idea:

To the immediate right of this image appear four small, round, pill-like tablets; two are light blue and two are light green. Written on the light green are the names "Dave & Esther"; on the light blue, "45 days 6 hr 7min."
Whoa! That's some powerful stuff!
That's what I was thinking until I read the ad header: My M&M's. Create a memory that will last long after the candy is gone.
I'm not sure what memory Dave and Esther are creating, but I'm sure it would make their twenty-something children retch.