Can Everybody Hear Me? You, in the Back... Yes? Okay.

I'm glad I have your attention, because what I have to say is important.

From now on, I will continue to perform the following communal tasks:

Cooking (includes meal planning)
Loading and unloading the dishwasher
Cleaning the toilet; wiping down counters
Paying bills

Übers Elder and Younger, you will perform the following communal tasks:
Setting the table for dinner

Dilf, you will perform the following communal tasks:
Managing the yardwork (we will pitch in, but you organize)
Earning income

Otherwise, everyone is to pick up after his or herself. Everyone will transport his or her dishes to the sink or dishwasher. Personal papers are now YOUR responsibility. Your messes are now YOUR responsibility. If visitors come over and see a mess, YOU will answer why.

If I get upset at the level of mess, I will throw things away. If the items were that important to you, you would've safeguarded them by putting them away.

That is all. You may now eat your pork chop.
Name: Übermilf
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