I'm glad I have your attention, because what I have to say is important.
From now on, I will continue to perform the following communal tasks:
Laundry
Cooking (includes meal planning)
Loading and unloading the dishwasher
Cleaning the toilet; wiping down counters
Paying bills
Übers Elder and Younger, you will perform the following communal tasks:
Dusting
Swiffering
Setting the table for dinner
Dilf, you will perform the following communal tasks:
Garbage
Managing the yardwork (we will pitch in, but you organize)
Earning income
Otherwise, everyone is to pick up after his or herself. Everyone will transport his or her dishes to the sink or dishwasher. Personal papers are now YOUR responsibility. Your messes are now YOUR responsibility. If visitors come over and see a mess, YOU will answer why.
If I get upset at the level of mess, I will throw things away. If the items were that important to you, you would've safeguarded them by putting them away.
That is all. You may now eat your pork chop.
