(Actually, Dilf spoke with her, because I was heading to my desk downstairs to find the phone list. Also, Younger was screaming because she had been awakened suddenly. Then Elder started asking, rapid fire, "What's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong?")
Dilf wound up making the calls, because Younger had dissolved into hysterics and she insisted only I could help her. Then, we turned on the news, where our school closing was announced. Then, we received two auto-dialer calls from the school district telling us the same thing -- at the much more humane hours of 7:30 and 8 a.m.
To clarify why this woman annoys me so much, let me tell you who she resembles in both physical appearance and behavior:
