Double Post would love for me to relate the story of the screaming match I had with my eldest sister yesterday, and I would love to unburden myself. But I don't want to exacerbate the situation, no matter how deliciously entertaining it might be for my beloved readers.
Let me just issue a public service announcement: if making au gratin potatoes to bring to a family function stresses you, don't do it. If the resentment gnaws at you until you feel you must lash out at someone, bring baked beans instead. It's okay, really.
And don't ever, ever try to get between me and my kids.
