
Hooray for election day! I have a socially acceptable way to voice my dissent. No more yelling obscenities outside of the Walmart for me! Well, maybe on every other Wednesday.
I can tell the Park District board that their policies are as welcome as a sweaty jockstrap on my dining room table.
I can tell the School Board that they failed Economics 101.
I can tell the current mayor that he is a double-dealing fascist dictator whose political ambitions must be stopped. Well, not this election. But soon enough!
Hooray for democracy in action!