
Ladies and gentlemen, meet late-eighties glam rock also-rans
Enuff Z'Nuff. Despite their cheesy name and buffoonish appearance, their music did indeed suck. Take a look at these guys and realize that in their day they got more poon than you can shake a ham-fisted power chord at; and the ones who didn't die of a drug overdose (Chip, Donnie, the abysmally named Vikki) are probably still pulling tail at county fairs from coast to coast.
But did guys who weren't in rock bands ever get anywhere dressing like this? No. They were beaten soundly.
This could also fall into the category of
Infamous Moments in Chicago History, since the band hails from an area suburb.