He is a televangelist. Named Dollar. Who raked in 69 million of his little namesakes last year alone.
But despite his name, shit-eating grin and white pimp suits, I prefer the magic green hankie man to Dollar, for his sheer audacity alone.
Take a look at him in action:
That's genius! Evil genius, but genius nonetheless. It does everything!
It heals. It brings in money. It absorbs spills, and you can toss it into the washer to restore freshness. I bet you put it on your head when you can't do a thing with your hair, and, voila! A brand new 'do!
What are you waiting for? Call now!
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