And Now, Really Bad Poetry
Nobody understands
The pain of a 7 year old
When her younger sister won't share the Slinky
Nobody understands
Why she must kick her bedroom door
When no one responds to her valid complaints
About the Slinky
The Slinky
The Slinky
For fun it's a wonderful toy
But not when your little sister won't share hers
She should be cast out from family life
For her outrageous actions

It's 2 a.m.
So says the clock
The witching hour, when vomiting starts
You hear it strike

Can you make me a grocery list?
That would make me happy.
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