Treat your momma right. Because as Dr. Zaius will tell you, if you don't, I will kick your ass.

Todd kicks ass.
Darth Roker kicks ass.
CTK kicks ass, when he bothers to blog.
BA kicks ass.
Tits McGee kicks ass.
Nick kicks ass. Well, I kick HIS ass. But I'm trying to think of five people.
But above all, Mr. T kicks ass.