I'm Gonna Bust Her Kneecaps, I Swear to God
Remember that room mom I complained about? The one who never does anything? Well, she decided to do something for the school this morning, and that was to call me at 5:55 a.m. this morning to tell me that school was canceled today. And could I please call the other students in Elder's class with last names starting with A through G? Thanks so much!

(Actually, Dilf spoke with her, because I was heading to my desk downstairs to find the phone list. Also, Younger was screaming because she had been awakened suddenly. Then Elder started asking, rapid fire, "What's wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong?")

Dilf wound up making the calls, because Younger had dissolved into hysterics and she insisted only I could help her. Then, we turned on the news, where our school closing was announced. Then, we received two auto-dialer calls from the school district telling us the same thing -- at the much more humane hours of 7:30 and 8 a.m.

To clarify why this woman annoys me so much, let me tell you who she resembles in both physical appearance and behavior:

Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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