I'll Apologize in Advance...

Hi. My name is Todd from the Death Wore a Feathered Mullet blog. Ubie is on vacation at a nude beach in Mexico, so she asked me to blog sit this week.

Nick is watching her house, so he'll be too busy eating all of her food and leaving stains in her toilet bowl that will NEVER come out. That leaves the blogging duties to me.

Yeah, you can tell who she trusts the most, huh? Nick is put in charge of almost all of her worldly possessions, and I get to watch her blog. Fine.

Oh, why am I apologizing? The blog you all love so much is about to become profane and witless for a few days. Sorry, fuckers.

See what I mean?
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